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Some women say computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you to solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. Some men say computers should be addressed in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language that they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
Etch-A-Sketch Technical FAQ For Computer Users: Q: My Etch-A Sketch has funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut for undo? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I create a New Document window? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? A Pick it up and shake it. Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? A: Don't shake it.
